My Fat, Being Me, Is Here To Stay

Well, hello there...how long it has been. I know, I know, I act like it's anyone else's fault that it has been so long since I have posted, but it is!!!!!! It's Seyo's! Who may that be? Well, it's my new little girly, girl. I am pleased to introduce to you Professor Cat-Seyo Microwave Newton. She's a little bit awesome, and a lot bit evil, but we'll keep her.

Yes, I go to pet her, and this is how she responds...meat, she wants meat. I watched Cujo the other night and realized that she exhibits the same behavior of a rabid dog, but again, she's all mine!

Anyway, let me get you caught up with my life before I go on to talk about what this blog was intended for. First of all, I feel super guilty that it has been so long, so for all of my five readers, thank you for hanging in there. And, of course, the only reason that I am sitting down at this hour to throw down a few words is because I woke up with the intention of working out. I mean really, Abigail, the only time you finally wake up successfully at 4:45 a.m., and you have managed to find a way to distract yourself. It's a talent, it really is. I am going to go ahead and warn you that this post will have nothing to do with what I usually focus on; this is just a reminder that I have not eaten myself into a coma...there have been a few times, though. I was concerned, but I fought through because dessert was offered. 

So, in the weeks that have passed, this is what's up:

My husband is home!!!! And he's gorgeous...what????? Lucky me!!!!

I have a new demon! Oh, wait, cat...demon...cat...demon...cat...umm, we're still trying to figure it out.

I am still teaching Zumba, and I'm getting my groove back. 

I'm drinking coffee right now. 

I understand pinterest, and my self esteem has never been lower. 

I now teach Pre K instead of Kindergarten...I now understand wine is not an option, but a must. 

I am training for a half marathon by running a mile every other week. (Hey, I'm serious when I train)

I fell off a bike yesterday and skinned my knee like whoa. 

I just realized that skint is not a word when I tried to say that I skint my knee.

I am currently typing this sentence instead of doing burpies. 

My fat is here to stay, and I'm starting to cope with that. 

I have a new belly roll; I'm considering the name Gert for it. 

I am still not cussing but realizing that I call everything a whore...maybe I should put that on the cuss word list.

I'm watching my husband eat cheerios...they smell delicious. 

I did watch The Hunger Games while eating and felt guilty for showing off. 

My cat is standing on the counter with that "I dare you to knock me off" look.

Korea has this thing called Yellow Dust; I believe it was invented by Afrin because I am now an Afrin abuser....like mother, like daughter. 

I busted my shin yesterday riding a bike.

I just emailed myself photos off of my phone for my next blog post that I will do in a timely manner. 

I have decided I want to be a body builder. 

I rode a bike yesterday for the first time since middle school: that first fall (the knee) happened ten seconds into the ride, and I took out a small Korean boy during it. (Can you tell I'm a little shaken by my bike ride.)

My husband was seen with me in public yesterday while his wife was riding bike like she needed to be issued a DUI...he's a good man.

I rode a bike!

Anyway, that's Abigail in a nutshell. I'm sure other things have been taking place, but again, this is just a reminder that I exist. Just so you know, though, I do have my next post planned, and it will be completely Abigail-being-obsessed-with -calories-relevant. Now, if you don't mind, I have successfully used all of my workout time....dab the sweat, dab the sweat....so I should be getting ready for work. I have added a picture of Seyo to make your day that much better.

Seriously, Seyo, can you try to look lovable?